completelyblonde:

1. your eyes are the only part of your body you can’t wash with soap

2. you can’t count your hair

3. your tongue doesn’t reach every teeth in your mouth

4. only idiots do number 3

5. you’re gonna laugh because you can reach every teeth in your mouth

6. you’re gonna laugh because you feel like an idiot

7. you’re going to reblog to see how many people fall for this

(Source: angel22dimariah, via itaintshitt)